JUST READ IT
ok so my mums friend has had her snake for over 8 years and has treated it as a child, it slept next to her and everything. the snake started acting differently and started to sleep straight instead of curled up, she thought something was wrong so she took it to the vet and the vet had to send someone to collect the snake because the snake was sizing himself up to her BECAUSE HE WAS PLANNING ON EATING HER THE NEXT DAY
WHAT THE FUCK
Does anyone actually believe this? Its the stupidest thing ever.
You know how big a snake would have to be to actually eat an adult human?
And snakes size food for about fifteen seconds before striking. Not days
(Source: lordelgay, via scarfanon)